Gird Thyself! is a 1-4 player, roguelite dungeon hack-n-slash…with a sense of humor. You were once a valiant warrior, but now you’re retired. Reliving past victories through a stupor of ale at the local tavern. After another routine night, you stumble out the door for home, but wake up robbed, stripped, and left for dead in a hole in the ground….this is where your adventure begins.